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    #11
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    1. Earthquake

    2. It shrunk
    good effort, I'll give you 1.5 points


    the answer is that there is an asteroid the size(mass) of mount Everest headed our way. It will whizz past tomorrow, if it hits us there will be no more CUK on Friday
    no more contracts, no more sunny days and, most importantly, no more George Galloway
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      good effort, I'll give you 1.5 points


      the answer is that there is an asteroid the size(mass) of mount Everest headed our way. It will whizz past tomorrow, if it hits us there will be no more CUK on Friday
      no more contracts, no more sunny days and, most importantly, no more George Galloway
      Does it also mean no more Russell Brand, Kanye West, Kardashians, Sponging royals and Jeremy Kyle?

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        #13
        Thanks for letting us know about it.

        Need to "invest" some money tonight and tomorrow night

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          worse. much much worse
          Are you in Nepal and about to fart?

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            #15
            Predicted flyby at 6 million miles... Twenty times the orbit of the moon...

            Hmmm. Better get my umbrella out.
            Blog? What blog...?

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              #16
              Originally posted by malvolio View Post
              Predicted flyby at 6 million miles... Twenty times the orbit of the moon...

              Hmmm. Better get my umbrella out.
              There's a bigger one in June at 18.8 times.

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                #17
                :sigh:

                there is a really big one

                every day

                at exactly the moons distance away

                it is called the moon


                ain't celestial mechanics a wondrous thing

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  :sigh:

                  there is a really big one

                  every day

                  at exactly the moons distance away

                  it is called the moon


                  ain't celestial mechanics a wondrous thing
                  It is. Shame you don't understand it.

                  Hint: What's different about the moon's orbit and the asteroids?
                  Blog? What blog...?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
                    It is. Shame you don't understand it.

                    Hint: What's different about the moon's orbit and the asteroids?
                    Jeez dude I got a degree in Astrophysics!

                    The asteroids orbits are not

                    1) Defined - until we can track a 'steroid for a length of time we cannot know it's orbit but --
                    2) Stable - smaller bodies will be influenced more than a larger body (such as the moon).
                    3) In addition the are an 'inifnite' amount of asteroids in the galaxy so we only know about a small majority....

                    will put my tongue more in my cheek next time!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by malvolio View Post
                      It is. Shame you don't understand it.

                      Hint: What's different about the moon's orbit and the asteroids?
                      God created the moon, but the devil sends asteroids to destroy us all.

                      Doogie.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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