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Growth returns to Scotland
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Growth returns to Scotland
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1. W4NKERS per square metreOriginally posted by MarillionFan View Post
In what? Tetris?
2. Spongers per square mile.
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FTFYOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt's this weeks delivery of all thedoleprescriptions, council tax, care for the elderly, & Uni fees money from England.

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Sturgeon has really delivered on the promise of building new houses.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt's this weeks delivery of all the dole money from England.
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Like the one in the background hereOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostSturgeon has really delivered on the promise of building new houses.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt's this weeks delivery of all the dole money from England.

Soon, they will even want the money delivered to their homes since they cannot be arsed to get off the sofa and head to the bank.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Don't take the piss. That's a Plaid Cymru built house. This is Scottish housing.Originally posted by Eirikur View PostLike the one in the background here

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Does that lady come with a Scottish house?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDon't take the piss. That's a Plaid Cymru built house. This is Scottish housing.

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Yeah, but she's not going to be interested in you, you fat arsehole.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDoes that lady come with a Scottish house?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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