In the song 'I would walk 500 miles'

[MarillionFan]

I wonder if he realizes that's going to take 15-17 days of solid walking, at which point I reckon someone else has flown up there and ****ed his girlfriend two weekends running or with someone who owns a car.

They're not very bright these Scots are they.

[FatLazyContractor]

I wonder if he realizes that's going to take 15-17 days of solid walking, at which point I reckon someone else has flown up there and ****ed his girlfriend two weekends running or with someone who owns a car.

They're not very bright these Scots are they.

You haven't factored her week of the month, have you?

[FatLazyContractor]

Jokes aside, you seem to be thousands of miles away from your wife and Suity doesn't seem to be active on CUK these days.

Something to worry about?

[MarillionFan]

Jokes aside, you seem to be thousands of miles away from your wife and Suity doesn't seem to be active on CUK these days.

Something to worry about?

I'm about 30 feet away from my wife thanks. You save your worrying for yourself.

[vetran]

I'm about 30 feet away from my wife thanks. You save your worrying for yourself.

you put on weight again?

[CorporalJones]

I'm about 30 feet away from my wife thanks. You save your worrying for yourself.

Then you are violating the terms of your restraining order.

[scooterscot]

Not very smart? SNP are about to direct England's policies which don't effect us northerners. I call that a laugh.

[pjclarke]

[anonymouse]

500 miles, is that all? Try this then (ex IT contractor)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Run-G...18385964886252

[BrilloPad]

I reckon I could walk it in 10 days. Minnie could run it in 5...