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Party Life in Tehran

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    #11
    Originally posted by roger rabbit
    One of life's great mysteries Alf, is why Persian women are so attractive when young, yet so unatttractive when older? Enough to turn one into a battyman.
    Look what happened to Barbra Streisand

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    First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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      #12
      mullahs

      bunch of hypocrites

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        #13
        Originally posted by _V_
        Look what happened to Barbra Streisand
        (Shudder...)

        That's a real shock - I still thought she looked like the younger version...
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #14
          Originally posted by roger rabbit
          V is right, it is the variation that is strange. They go from so attractive to so ugly, rather than ours where the variation is smaller.
          If they're stuck indoors by oppressive laws and husbands, they probably spend more time scoffing pistachio nuts (50% fat) and sweeties out of boredom and vicarious pleasure. If they go outdoors without a chadour [sp?] there's the sun to contend with, and it gets pretty nippy in winter and at night inland, even in the Middle East, which contributes to a weatherbeaten face.

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            #15
            Originally posted by _V_
            Look what happened to Barbra Streisand

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            Aww cum on, that's not fare, she be preggers in the 2nd picky...
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #16
              Originally posted by threaded
              Aww cum on, that's not fare, she be preggers in the 2nd picky...
              What with? Reptiles?
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                Originally posted by Fortune Green
                Here she is with a bit of makeup on. She forgot her bra though...........

                Oh dear, F = G*M*m/r2

                where G = 6.67*10-11 N-m2/kg2
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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