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Previously on "Party Life in Tehran"

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Fortune Green
    Here she is with a bit of makeup on. She forgot her bra though...........

    Oh dear, F = G*M*m/r2

    where G = 6.67*10-11 N-m2/kg2

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Aww cum on, that's not fare, she be preggers in the 2nd picky...
    What with? Reptiles?

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by _V_
    Look what happened to Barbra Streisand

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    Aww cum on, that's not fare, she be preggers in the 2nd picky...

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  • Nipple Clamp
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    Originally posted by roger rabbit
    V is right, it is the variation that is strange. They go from so attractive to so ugly, rather than ours where the variation is smaller.
    If they're stuck indoors by oppressive laws and husbands, they probably spend more time scoffing pistachio nuts (50% fat) and sweeties out of boredom and vicarious pleasure. If they go outdoors without a chadour [sp?] there's the sun to contend with, and it gets pretty nippy in winter and at night inland, even in the Middle East, which contributes to a weatherbeaten face.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by _V_
    Look what happened to Barbra Streisand
    (Shudder...)

    That's a real shock - I still thought she looked like the younger version...

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  • sappatz
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    mullahs

    bunch of hypocrites

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  • _V_
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    Originally posted by roger rabbit
    One of life's great mysteries Alf, is why Persian women are so attractive when young, yet so unatttractive when older? Enough to turn one into a battyman.
    Look what happened to Barbra Streisand

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    After:

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Really?

    The "I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee" thingy doesn't work for fat wives?
    Many moons ago when I was a toddler, my parents worked in Iran. It was during the days of the Shah, and that divorce you x3 thing was apparently used by clients of "fallen women". They would marry her, shag her and then divorce her. However, *REAL* marriages required dowries being paid and family shame if the marriage failed. These ones were for life while the others were there to compensate for what fate/your parents had chosen for you.

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  • PRC1964
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    My €.02 worth is that in these countries they don't expect to ever be divorced, and so they stop caring once they have hooked a hubby and start trying to compete with Threaded for the pies.

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  • roger rabbit
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    The same could be said of the Italians. And the Spanish. And the Greeks. Pretty well everyone actually.
    V is right, it is the variation that is strange. They go from so attractive to so ugly, rather than ours where the variation is smaller.

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  • Paddy
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    Please can you supply the address of the part in case I happen to be passing.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by roger rabbit
    Enough to turn one into a battyman.
    I sympathise. Perhaps it's not permanent?

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  • _V_
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    English girls are at least consistent. They start ugly and they stay ugly.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by roger rabbit
    One of life's great mysteries Alf, is why Persian women are so attractive when young, yet so unatttractive when older? Enough to turn one into a battyman.
    The same could be said of the Italians. And the Spanish. And the Greeks. Pretty well everyone actually.

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  • roger rabbit
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    One of life's great mysteries Alf, is why Persian women are so attractive when young, yet so unatttractive when older? Enough to turn one into a battyman.

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