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RIP Orville The Bird
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Q - What did Orville say when Keith Harris died ?Originally posted by AJ1982 View Post
A - F**k all.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply..... -
Very goodOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostQ - What did Orville say when Keith Harris died ?
A - F**k all.
Im giving Sickipedia some time to update.
Noted Also, Orville was a Duck, not a bird. My typoComment
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That was Rod Hull you titOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostI thought he'd died falling off the roof adjusting his aerial.
Isn't a duck a bird anyway?
He had an emu, which is also a type of bird. Common theme emerging here now.....When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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That's Rod Hull.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostI thought he'd died falling off the roof adjusting his aerial.
His funeral was lovely, but the reception afterwards was lousy.
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Oh right. Orville-y sad news though.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThat was Rod Hull you tit
He had an emu, which is also a type of bird. Common theme emerging here now.....
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Now that he's dead, all the sex allegations will come out.
I wouldn't be surprised to find he'd shoved his hand up some young birds @rse(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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