Friday caption competition

[DimPrawn]

Yes, we really (stifling laughter) promised to cut immigration to 10s of thousands and they believed us

Cameron pleads with Ukip voters not to hand power to Labour - ITV News

David Cameron has made an impassioned plea to Ukip voters not to let Labour into power and risk a return to "uncontrolled immigration".

[OwlHoot]

I won't be running for a third term, or I'll run out of fingers to count my years in office.

[zemoxyl]

I'll be with you in a minute, just got to dry my nails.

I VOW to the people of Britain, that on the 8th of May, I will absolutely waste no time.............................................. ..................on getting a banking job on £2 million per annum like my buddy Tony Blair.
*does hand waving* to look statesmanlike, or, baby chimpanzee-like.