There's hope for Suity

**TykeMerc** · 17 April 2015, 18:11

So if he smashes his head into something really hard and becomes a savant that means he won't post the constant stream of made up bollocks (or at least it might be amusing bollocks afterwards) or alternatively he does a variant of a Schumacher and we get very long term or possibly permanent silence.

Does it have to be ski related or could the careful application of a well swung shovel suffice you think?

Win/Win for CUK there.

**DimPrawn** · 17 April 2015, 18:16

Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

Does it have to be ski related or could the careful application of a well swung shovel suffice you think?

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Please form an orderly queue.

**fullyautomatix** · 17 April 2015, 18:21

Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

So if he smashes his head into something really hard and becomes a savant that means he won't post the constant stream of made up bollocks (or at least it might be amusing bollocks afterwards) or alternatively he does a variant of a Schumacher and we get very long term or possibly permanent silence.

Does it have to be ski related or could the careful application of a well swung shovel suffice you think?

Win/Win for CUK there.

He seems to have now found refuge in TPD. God help them there.

**Paddy** · 17 April 2015, 19:54

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

'A ski accident left me with advanced mental abilities': US woman tells her extraordinary story - Telegraph

Or it could be due to swallowing the night before

**minestrone** · 17 April 2015, 20:04

Absolute bulltulip.

**BrilloPad** · 17 April 2015, 20:23

Or he may end up like the hamster liking celery.

All are welcome in tpd....

**suityou01** · 17 April 2015, 20:29

Blimey I'm being stalked again

**BrilloPad** · 17 April 2015, 20:35

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Blimey I'm being stalked again

fnar fnar

**suityou01** · 17 April 2015, 20:36

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

fnar fnar

You are thinking of "storked"

There's hope for Suity