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**supremepods** · 21 September 2006, 08:24

0 bids.

There's a surprise

**darmstadt** · 21 September 2006, 08:26

I always thought that this was the Purina Plan:

One Saturday I was running errands for my wife. I had gone to Toom Markt and
was standing in line waiting to buy a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever. A woman behind me looking at the bag, asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete
so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

**Andyw** · 21 September 2006, 10:06

No one wanna bid for this bargain then ?

**Andyw** · 21 September 2006, 10:10

postage 60p ???

Cleary she's on the make here !

**oraclesmith** · 21 September 2006, 10:19

Not a bad idea really. I have some McDonalds vouchers which might fetch a couple of quid. I think the paperboys are nicking them out of the free papers though - stingy gits.

**oraclesmith** · 21 September 2006, 10:25

Had a search for McDonalds vouchers on e-Bay. So that's where they are ! There is obviously a paperboy racket going on. Gits.

**MarillionFan** · 21 September 2006, 10:42

Its a fcking pain in the arse people sending cheques you know. They reckon just cause you've sent a cheque then you're going to send it out immediately. Tw@ts.

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