Ryanair Passenger Names

[FatLazyContractor]

KLM don't do direct flights from LBA to Riga. I am using them for my summer trip though and will bear your suggestion in mind.

Massive FAIL ! Shoot me.

You could fly on an A380 into Dubai and take a 777 from Dubai

[GlenW]

Massive FAIL ! Shoot me.

You could fly on an A380 into Dubai and take a 777 from Dubai

I couldn't maintain a stalk for that long!

[FatLazyContractor]

I couldn't maintain a stalk for that long!

Ok, brb. Let me deal with these fecking Scots first

[Eirikur]

KLM don't do direct flights from LBA to Riga. I am using them for my summer trip though and will bear your suggestion in mind.

KLM don't have a first class

[GlenW]

KLM don't have a first class

Maybe not, but they do have the most attractive trolley dollies.

[Eirikur]

Maybe not, but they do have the most attractive trolley dollies.

They are the most arrogant middle aged b!tches in the airline industry

[GlenW]

They are the most arrogant middle aged b!tches in the airline industry

Not on any of the KLM flights I have been on, about 12 I reckon, polite, friendly and extremely fanciable in my experience. Now Delta, their partner airline, is a different matter.

[suityou01]

I tried to check-in online and the Ryanair website wouldn't let me because No1 son has the same name as me. I had to go through all the screens asking if I want insurance, car hire, transfers or a hotel, then it popped up a message saying two passengers can't have the same name.

So I downloaded the Ryanair Android app onto my phone and checked in no problem. WTF?

We've used Ryanair before with no problems and our names have always been the same of course.

I couldn't pay for a flight on their web site this morning as I could not select UK as country of origin. If I was from Albania then I would have been ok. Or any other EU country. But not UK.

It looks like development of their web site has been outsourced to a low skilled, cheap, non domiciled organisation.

[I just need to test it]

Where do Ryanair stow the sickbags? I flew with them for the first time last Thursday. It was a pretty bumpy flight and I feared the lady in the middle seat beside me was going to hurl. But not a sickbag in sight.

The life jackets were behind a panel above our heads. I wondered if sick bags were there too, but figured I might incur a charge for inappropriate use of the button.

[JRCT]

Where do Ryanair stow the sickbags? I flew with them for the first time last Thursday. It was a pretty bumpy flight and I feared the lady in the middle seat beside me was going to hurl. But not a sickbag in sight.

The life jackets were behind a panel above our heads. I wondered if sick bags were there too, but figured I might incur a charge for inappropriate use of the button.

20 years ago, I was on a ferry from Harwich to Esbjerg. It was a horrendous crossing. I grabbed a sickbag and written on the bag were the words "Even the toughest sailors get seasick".

I'll never forget that. It made me feel a little bit tough, instead of the quivering wreck who really just wanted a cuddle from his mum.