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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI think I'm beginning to like this fat feck MarillionFan somehow.
Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.
I'd quit while you're ahead.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThat's how it starts. You even start to feel sorry for him. Then he starts clinging on to you like a damp turd.
Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.
I'd quit while you're ahead.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIt looks like he obviously called the wrong person in the past !Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou are MF and I claim my 5 free bottles of champagne.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThat's how it starts. You even start to feel sorry for him. Then he starts clinging on to you like a damp turd.
Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.
I'd quit while you're ahead.
Que sera sera.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI think I'm beginning to like this fat feck MarillionFan somehow.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've just hired the guy who got the gig on a full time position on a 100K package.
Que sera sera.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post£ or $ ?
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Boomed. He was so effective we've hired him in a senior role. Never phoned in sick once.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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