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    #11
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'll make sure they're all power mad individuals with Egos. One a champagne swilling banhammer happy idiot who is never here, another a PMT Inducted banhammer happy mod with a silly wig & finally a ham happy banhamming ex-pat who thinks the colour black is an insult.

    They'll stand out like sore thumbs.

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      #12
      I think I'm beginning to like this fat feck MarillionFan somehow.

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        #13
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        I think I'm beginning to like this fat feck MarillionFan somehow.
        That's how it starts. You even start to feel sorry for him. Then he starts clinging on to you like a damp turd.

        Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.

        I'd quit while you're ahead.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          That's how it starts. You even start to feel sorry for him. Then he starts clinging on to you like a damp turd.

          Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.

          I'd quit while you're ahead.
          It looks like he obviously called the wrong person in the past !

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            #15
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            It looks like he obviously called the wrong person in the past !
            You are MF and I claim my 5 free bottles of champagne.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              You are MF and I claim my 5 free bottles of champagne.
              And you are Sir Winker Cretinwadiwadi.

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                That's how it starts. You even start to feel sorry for him. Then he starts clinging on to you like a damp turd.

                Then the PMs start. Then the phone calls. Then the desperate pleas for a technical BA.

                I'd quit while you're ahead.
                I've just hired the guy who got the gig on a full time position on a 100K package.

                Que sera sera.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  I think I'm beginning to like this fat feck MarillionFan somehow.
                  Don't worry that soon passes. Even for MF.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I've just hired the guy who got the gig on a full time position on a 100K package.

                    Que sera sera.
                    £ or $ ?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                      £ or $ ?

                      £

                      Boomed. He was so effective we've hired him in a senior role. Never phoned in sick once.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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