Estate agents

[BlasterBates]

After the Easter price drop comes, the summer doldrums, followed by the Autumn blues, and then it gets quiet over Critsmas.... but that's normal for the early part of the century and should perk-up towards the middle of the century.

Even a 50% price drop will look like a small blip by 2050.

[DimPrawn]

The government, seasonally adjusted house price index, shows the -0.8% fall was infact a 37.2% increase.

[trajectory]

And don't forget there's nothing safer than bricks and mortar.

Unless it's falling from a great height towards you.

[OrangeHopper]

"It hung in the air the way a brick doesn't."

Douglas Adam.

[Paco]

"It hung in the air the way a brick doesn't."

Douglas Adam.

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

Douglas Adams

Apologies for pedantry, but I felt your misquote completely obliterated the comic essence of that line.

[OrangeHopper]

Nearly all common phrases and sayings are the result of misquotes.

I hummmbbbbbly apologise, I was simply too lazy to check.

[DodgyAgent]

I think we recruitment agents could teach them a thing or two about profeshunlysm :hat

[SupremeSpod]

Unless it's falling from a great height towards you.

Cue for a song...

Why Paddy's Not At Work Today...

[splugnut2000]

ere, that "paddys not at work today" thing was disproved on that Mythbusters program on Discovery the other night......ahhh synchronicity!......They also proved that you can safely wee on an electrified rail track without yer todger bursting into flames too.