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    #11
    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    The number I gave you did it for 15. She saw you coming. Sucker. Oh..erm.....
    She said she did it for YOU for fifteen cause it never took too long. Anyway, doesn't matter. She's in the basement of the huddy flat wrapped in an old carpet
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #12
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      She said she did it for YOU for fifteen cause it never took too long. Anyway, doesn't matter. She's in the basement of the huddy flat wrapped in an old carpet
      Yep, and I thank you for that. It's been freebies for the last couple of years.

      It got even better when her teeth fell out.

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        #13
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        Yep, and I thank you for that. It's been freebies for the last couple of years.

        It got even better when her teeth fell out.
        And I bet she still smells better than that tart that lived next door
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #14
          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          Funny you should say that Suity. Only today I spotted this from some bird on LinkedIn:



          MF in drag, or there really is a market for your brand of tulip?
          Oh my tulips definitely marketable. I'm in demand as far as Germany and very nearly the states if MF hadn't fecked things up.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            and very nearly the states
            Something else you've got in common with the Titanic then?

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              #16
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Something else you've got in common with the Titanic then?
              If MF is the iceberg, then yep.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                If MF is the iceberg, then yep.
                Life is the iceberg. MF is captain smith in this analogy. You're the doomed vessel full of hopes and dreams that will never be fulfilled.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  Life is the iceberg. MF is captain smith in this analogy. You're the doomed vessel full of hopes and dreams that will never be fulfilled.
                  But what a vessel eh?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    She said she did it for YOU for fifteen cause it never took too long. Anyway, doesn't matter. She's in the basement of the huddy flat wrapped in an old carpet
                    Was it one of the Rytka twins?

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                      #20
                      When I first heard someone mention Keeping up with the Kardashians, I thought they said Keeping up with the Cardassians and someone had made a DS9 sitcom
                      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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