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Best Phoenix Nights quotes....

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    Best Phoenix Nights quotes....

    Been re-watching, being a Boltonian myself it rings ever more true....

    "You try and get an Alsatian to testify"

    One-legged Geordie Elvis impersonator "Aye, I do Blue Suede Shoe"

    "It's a family fun day man, there's kiddies running around. They can't go jumping up and down on a 20 foot love length"

    Not watched it for ages, only Madonna falling off stage on the Brits just now has stopped me watching more....

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    I went to the live show the other week

    Must re-watch the TV series again.
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      #3
      covered in piss.

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        #4
        Das jackpot!!!

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          #5
          Remember, she has got a cock, you were warned....

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