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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Yow mamma so fat, when she comes round to tea the tyres on your house go flat.
    I'll employ you to fix the tyres for a sausage.

    When did you say your German masters are planning to axe your sad sore rectum?

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      #22
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      I'll employ you to fix the tyres for a sausage.

      When did you say your German masters are planning to axe your sad sore rectum?
      Oh nein, zwei Wurstchen for a tyre fix.

      Have you ever worked abroad?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Oh nein, zwei Wurstchen for a tyre fix.

        Have you ever worked abroad?
        Die andere Wurst ist Ihre eigene.

        I never found it difficult to find a job close to home. And you?

        Oh BTW, how long was your longest contract?

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          #24
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Die andere Wurst ist Ihre eigene.

          I never found it difficult to find a job close to home. And you?

          Oh BTW, how long was your longest contract?
          It was 8 weeks. Everyone knows that after the 1st week, you can get an extension every other one.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Die andere Wurst ist Ihre eigene.

            I never found it difficult to find a job close to home. And you?

            Oh BTW, how long was your longest contract?
            I never found it difficult to get a contract overseas as I have niche skills that travel and clients are willing to pay the extra.

            Longest contract was 21 months. You?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              It was 8 weeks. Everyone knows that after the 1st week, you can get an extension every other one.
              Ah master and sockie together. Just TykeMerc and Tractor and we have just over 10%
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                I never found it difficult to get a contract overseas as I have niche skills that travel and clients are willing to pay the extra.

                Longest contract was 21 months. You?
                Yes, that was how the British entered Australia.

                21 months ?! I am sure it was with your own limited co.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Yes, that was how the British entered Australia.

                  21 months ?! I am sure it was with your own limited co.
                  It was with my own Limited company. And an agency, and an end client. How do you do it? Not through a brolly

                  Are you sure you are COTBAC?
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Ah master and sockie together. Just TykeMerc and Tractor and we have just over 10%
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      It was with my own Limited company. And an agency, and an end client. How do you do it? Not through a brolly

                      Are you sure you are COTBAC?

                      I work direct and the client pays me in cash. Heard of such a model?

                      I am sure you didn't as you are a certified cretin.

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