Cringeworthy

[suityou01]

Thanks for your opinion.

As a great man once said, Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one, but no one wants to see the others'.

And some of us can officially declare that you are one.

Yes some, but not you, surely, my faithful friend?

[FatLazyContractor]

Yes some, but not you, surely, my faithful friend?

You have friends?

I thought your only friend was the milkman

[suityou01]

You have friends?

I thought your only friend was the milkman

You are my self confessed friend. Unless you've changed your mind?

[FatLazyContractor]

You are my self confessed friend. Unless you've changed your mind?

I sympathise with your partner (as does your milkman).

In politics and war ..... Go figure you cretin.

[sockiefindergeneral]

Prepare the gallows.

[FatLazyContractor]

Prepare the gallows.

That uberc*nt is so fecking fat that the rope shall break.

Put him on a chair ..

[suityou01]

That uberc*nt is so fecking fat that the rope shall break.

Put him on a chair ..

Hi, Mr Pot? We have a Mr Kettle waiting in reception for you.

[FatLazyContractor]

Hi, Mr Pot? We have a Mr Kettle waiting in reception for you.

Talking of which, do you still have your Teapot you used to carry around? Looks a bit like your head.

[suityou01]

Yow mamma so fat, when she comes round to tea the tyres on your house go flat.

[MarillionFan]

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