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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Like a baby.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDid you sleep last night Suity?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You kept waking up crying and screaming when you pooed yourself?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostLike a baby.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf Suity flounces does it mean Wilmslow returns?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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I just did, it saysOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostJust look at that tag cloud.
- Bellend
- Boring
- Sockie
- Troll
- Jackanory
- Me, me, me
Perhaps you should stop posting so much and hogging the tag cloud?Comment
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Those are yours.Originally posted by tractor View PostI just did, it says
- Bellend
- Boring
- Sockie
- Troll
- Jackanory
- Me, me, me
Perhaps you should stop posting so much and hogging the tag cloud?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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BTW, did you get the customary hand-job before you went to bed ?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThose are yours.
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Every damn nightOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostBTW, did you get the customary hand-job before you went to bed ?


Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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LOL how could you even type that with a straight face.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThose are yours.
I am happy to leave it to the population to determine who Jackanory applies to
BTW, it won't be long before he flounces, he has taken to neg repping and calling people knob face in PMs.
Shame he didn't have the same balls with that van driver in his driveway lol.Last edited by tractor; 25 February 2015, 12:59.Comment
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That's it? 1/10.Originally posted by tractor View PostLOL how could you even type that with a straight face.
I am happy to leave it to the population to determine who Jackanory applies to
BTW, it won;t be long before he flounces, he has taken to neg repping and calling people knob face in PMs.
Shame he didn't have the same balls with that van driver in his driveway lol.
Edit : That was a rep. Not a PM. There is a subtle difference. And you are a knob. If the cap fits.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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