I've had enough. The C4 has been attached and detonated......

[TestMangler]

Tulip, your quite right. Much cleverness, and plenty of subtle.

My apologise.

You're apologie is acseptid.

(Personaly I think it should be 'Mangled Service Provider' but what do I know ?)

[newmove]

It's not supposed to be funny but I can't help ROTFLMAO with the comments.

[mudskipper]

It's not supposed to be funny but I can't help ROTFLMAO with the comments.

It's not?

[Sysman]

Channel 4 has never been the same since they dropped Brookside.

When C4 first arrived in our area I was in a lousy reception area so it was a bit hit and miss. Mostly miss really.

The promised new transmitter got delayed more than once.

I think they are still waiting for it 30 years on.

[TheFaQQer]

Better hit the job boards, work on your CV, skill up in some other stuff and maybe go for a run?

Suity - are you really the best person to be advising people to work on your CV?

[suityou01]

I was just trying to be nice.

[FatLazyContractor]

A Member of Scottish Parliament was not nice to you?

or something else?
Managed Service Provider
Managing Successful Programmes
Mazdaspeed Protege (limited edition Mazda)
.....

You missed what the OP needs the most at the moment - Massage Service Provider.

@OP - PM me if you need some high class MSPs.

[suityou01]

What confuses the hell out of me is why clients think contractors should sit loyally on the bench waiting for them. Twice now in as many days I've had to turn down an interview as I have already found a short gig since being submitted over 2 weeks ago.

Then the pimps get snotty about it.