Crap film, but never mind - at least you can actually make a film called that and not be threatened with death. Look at what happened to Salman Rushdie. He can't shop in Aldi without a bodyguard.
Hmmmm... if Prince Charles is going to become 'Protector of the Faiths', does that mean he is going to explode near heads of state that might have vaguely, perhaps, said that islam is less than wonderful...?
I reckon he wants a crack at 72 virgins - I mean, old diana went around the block a bit, and strayed into the clutches if the fuzzy-wuzzies, and just look at camilla..
Enough to turn any man to a loony sect - who makes women hide themsleves while alive (which camilla really should) - then tells the men 'don't worry, you can have them when yer dead, mate'.
"Madness. Madness. They call it islam."
No wonder so many saudi princes moved to London and lived on cocaine and hookers. Or ordered a 'take out McCartney, allegedly'.
Hmmmm... if Prince Charles is going to become 'Protector of the Faiths', does that mean he is going to explode near heads of state that might have vaguely, perhaps, said that islam is less than wonderful...?
I reckon he wants a crack at 72 virgins - I mean, old diana went around the block a bit, and strayed into the clutches if the fuzzy-wuzzies, and just look at camilla..
Enough to turn any man to a loony sect - who makes women hide themsleves while alive (which camilla really should) - then tells the men 'don't worry, you can have them when yer dead, mate'.
"Madness. Madness. They call it islam."
No wonder so many saudi princes moved to London and lived on cocaine and hookers. Or ordered a 'take out McCartney, allegedly'.