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    #11
    To be fair to MF, VP isn't junior management, it's middle management, so, if he's pleased with that, I say good luck to him. Have a banana

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      #12
      meh
      Me, me, me...

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        #13
        Isn't a UK Director and US VP analogous? So not really a promotion, just a change in job title
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Isn't a UK Director and US VP analogous? So not really a promotion, just a change in job title
          It's two levels up.

          Normally goes

          Contractor
          Permie
          Team lead
          Manager
          senior Manager
          Director
          Senior Director
          VP
          SVP
          C Level
          CEO

          As most of you are at the bottom of the ladder when you look up all you can see is arseholes.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            A friend of mine got a job at a large American financial company as a VP, turned out it was just a fancy title, in reality he was just a senior Unix admin
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              It's two levels up.

              Normally goes

              Contractor
              Permie
              Team lead
              Manager
              senior Manager
              Director
              Senior Director
              VP
              SVP
              C Level
              CEO

              As most of you are at the bottom of the ladder when you look up all you can see is arseholes.
              Funny, my business card say's Owner, does that sit above CEO?
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                It's two levels up.

                Normally goes

                Contractor
                Permie
                Team lead
                Manager
                senior Manager
                Director
                Senior Director
                VP
                SVP
                C Level
                CEO

                As most of you are at the bottom of the ladder when you look up all you can see is arseholes.
                You've gone all American. Only in the states is a contractor lowly. Here its where you gone if you want money and have utter contempt for business politics...
                merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

                  As most of you are at the bottom of the ladder when you look up all you can see is arseholes.
                  I can see a Coño too
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    It's two levels up.

                    Normally goes

                    Contractor
                    Permie
                    Team lead
                    Manager
                    senior Manager
                    Director
                    Senior Director
                    VP
                    SVP
                    C Level
                    CEO

                    As most of you are at the bottom of the ladder when you look up all you can see is arseholes.
                    There is only one big fat arse I can see. The twat is blocking my view.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      A friend of mine got a job at a large American financial company as a VP, turned out it was just a fancy title, in reality he was just a senior Unix admin
                      ^This.

                      A few twit mates of mine went to the US after university to work in banks and everyone flashed their job description on LinkedIn as a VP

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