I am - for my sins - a bass player. I get this stuff All.The.Time from drummer friends. It appeals to their amoeba-sized senses of humour or something.
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Seems weird, bass is a cool instrument (and no I'm not a bass player although I'd like to learn once I get better at electric guitar, flute and piano). I thought we were supposed to mock the drummer, not the bassist?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Surely you MUST have enough drummer jokes to give a competitive retort.... ????Originally posted by RasputinDude View PostWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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You have Gods greatest gift to man between your legs - and all you can manage is to sit there and scratch it! (Although I think the reference is originally to a Cello)Originally posted by mudskipper View PostPicture blocked, so not sure whether it's safe to confess that I took double bass lessons for a few months. Not the best instrument to play in a school skirt.
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Like: shut it, you're the drummer?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Nah, being the drummer is much cooler than being the bass player, unless you happen to be Lemmy.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up and slows down and he comes in at the wrong time.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.
Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.Last edited by TestMangler; 19 January 2015, 18:08.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Or a girl. The bass is a very cool instrument if you're a girl (no idea why).Originally posted by TestMangler View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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Suzi Quatro played bassOriginally posted by d000hg View Post
I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Err.... Can we leave drummers out of this please??
(I am a drummer)Comment
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