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The unofficial prodigal sockie return request thread
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I emphatically deny these allegations.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI heard a rumour you'd offered him sexual favours for £20 a go. He told you he didn't need the money.
Any suggestion of impropriety is categorically untrue.
There - that should remove any doubt.Comment
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Until B is reached is the same as stopping it when all Cs get "retired", but now that you mentioned it...Originally posted by Bunk View Post
Maybe stop at C instead?Comment
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Sounds like a planOriginally posted by AtW View PostI say the new round of ruthless bannings should start from Z and move up the alphabetical order until AB is reached. That will teach 'em!Comment
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Have you been drinking?Originally posted by AtW View PostI say the new round of ruthless bannings should start from Z and move up the alphabetical order until B is reached. That will teach 'em!
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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Dickie?Originally posted by yasockie View Post+1 for Richard Cranium
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Come back MTT.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Yes indeed. Where is he?Originally posted by d000hg View PostCome back MTT.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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