Buying a hoist in 2015

[Jubber]

I'm getting old ... I just had a vision of me tucked up in bed reading my book watching my misses swinging about in the bedroom with me glancing over the top of my readers.

Who goes in for that sort of stuff?

[mudskipper]

I'm getting old ... I just had a vision of me tucked up in bed reading my book watching my misses swinging about in the bedroom with me glancing over the top of my readers.

Who goes in for that sort of stuff?

I suspect it's divorcees.