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The Official "What bloody day is it?" Thread
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GF Bacchus has to work today (in retail) so was checking the train times last night
"looks like they're running a Sunday service" says I
"there's a reason for that" says she...Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostOriginally posted by eek View PostIt's Sunday. Been to church, did coffee and sat next to my mate who galavanted off to be a priest. Compared to being 3rd level unix support he is finding the training very hard work...
Add in some hard work, a mix of decent and troublesome customers and it's not that much of a switch.
Business as usual then (once he's got over the training hurdle).Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Footy with majority of 3pm kickoffs, so I'm going for a Saturday?
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by quackhandle View PostFooty with majority of 3pm kickoffs, so I'm going for a Saturday?
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostDo both not have a vow of celibacy ??Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI'm given to understand that it's Friday.
Is that correct?I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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