England Cricket Team woes

[oscarose]

Bit of a shambles. No fight, Prima donnas, Lack of application, Flatter to deceive, No spine. Tarts.

Cook out.
Morgan out.
Bopara out.
Bell end.
Woakes out.
Finn out.

Carberry in.
Compton in.
KP in.

Michael Vaughan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - back as manager.

"Known for his shrewd captaincy and man-management skills".

[BrilloPad]

Much could be said of the England Football team.

[stek]

Could also be that Sri Lanka are better than us?

[oscarose]

Much could be said of the England Football team.

Agreed.

Marginally better than the cricket team - back to the pre Vaughan/Flintoff days

[oscarose]

Could also be that Sri Lanka are better than us?

Not really - they were whipped by India recently. I could pick an England team/manager to beat SL. SL, pie throwers. Bats are okay.

[BrilloPad]

Not really - they were whipped by India recently. I could pick an England team/manager to beat SL. SL, pie throwers. Bats are okay.

If SL are pie throwers then I would open with MF at number 1. How many runs does he get for each pie eaten?

[oscarose]

If SL are pie throwers then I would open with MF at number 1. How many runs does he get for each pie eaten?

I'd say 5 runs per pie

[oscarose]

Manager: Vaughan

Team (for Asia):

1. Compton
2. Carberry
3. J Taylor
4. Rooty
5. KP
6. Lumb
7. S Patel
8. Mustard
9. Onions
10. T. Bresnan
11. Monty Panesar