Cough at concerts

[EternalOptimist]

You should be able to hire a bubble like device, like a transparent divers helmet. It would have an inner and an outer with a vacuum in between to keep the sound in.

and a little windscreen wiper on the inside to clear the snot away

[Paddy]

Went to a talk the other week and had a fit of sneezing. There must be a way to not sneeze.

Yes, bite your top lip.

[xoggoth]

You should be able to hire a bubble like device, like a transparent divers helmet. It would have an inner and an outer with a vacuum in between to keep the sound in.

Have to add a mic and earphones or we wouldn't hear the talk etc. It would be so remote we may as well stay at home and do absolutely everything via the internet.

<VIRTUAL SNEEZE>aaah tishooo</VIRTUAL SNEEZE>