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    #31
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Quite. When I was an adolescent there was no explicit porn around so I had to make do with my sister's copies of Horse and Hound magazine. Only bits and bums I could find.
    In my day, Playboy used to airbrush out genitals.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #32
      Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
      anal fisting
      How is that even possible?

      Ker-rist they must have bumholes as big as ... well, as big as your hand I suppose

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        #33
        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        How is that even possible?

        Ker-rist they must have bumholes as big as ... well, as big as your hand I suppose
        Like a welly top!
        I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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          #34
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          How is that even possible?

          Ker-rist they must have bumholes as big as ... well, as big as your hand I suppose
          Practice.

          And yes, muscle control is difficult to maintain. Not sure any amount of pleasure is worth getting a baggy bum for.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #35
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Practice.

            And yes, muscle control is difficult to maintain. Not sure any amount of pleasure is worth getting a baggy bum for.
            And poppers

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              #36
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Practice.

              And yes, muscle control is difficult to maintain. Not sure any amount of pleasure is worth getting a baggy bum for.
              I bet their farts are loud!
              I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                #37
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                How is that even possible?

                Ker-rist they must have bumholes as big as ... well, as big as your hand I suppose
                Would it be in bad taste to mention Jeremy Beadle?
                Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                  I bet their farts are loud!
                  Naaah they will just like ooze out

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Practice.

                    And yes, muscle control is difficult to maintain. Not sure any amount of pleasure is worth getting a baggy bum for.
                    All women should have c-sections. To stop them getting a baggy growler.

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