GF visit to Amsterdam

[mcquiggd]

Erm, 100 Euro meals...? jesus, here the wine alone usually costs 3-6 times that.... unless old Silvio is there to adjust the bill for regulars....

You are lucky to have someone who will pay for her own flight - and then put up with that sort of slumming

[Mr Crosby]

You can have a resonable night out/in with some of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.

[Churchill]

You can have a resonable night out/in with all of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.

[Mr Crosby]

You can have a resonable night out/in with all of the crack whores in Sheffield for £5.

I hope so, I'm spending 6 months up there starting November.

[AtW]

reasonable

[oraclesmith]

For crying out loud, haven't you learnt anything about contracting El Dud? Dump her asap and find some top notch professional totty with modest tastes in clothes, cars etc. You know she'll have some money in the bank and the potential to work on beyond having kids etc, so you can semi-retire at about 40. Who said romance is dead ?

[AtW]

Indeed - oracle is right, as usual.

I would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.

[EternalOptimist]

Indeed - oracle is right, as usual.

I would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.

Indeed - Atw is right, as usual.

saved a fortune on clothes, glasses and dancing lessons
the bitch shagged stephen hawking behind my back though

[Joe Black]

I would recommend taking blind girlfriend in a wheel chair - this would ensure she is definately happy with your performance, will never cheat on you and would not spend a lot of money on show off clothes, earings etc.

Did anyone ever see a documentary some years ago (BBC/ITV?) showing men who set out to find girlfriends who are disabled in some way, i.e. no legs, no arms sort of thing.

No doubt most people would think the guys were desperate sleazebags (my thoughts precisely), but hey, the women seemed happy that someone finally gave them attention.

Moral of the story is...

[Emperor Dalek]

i took her our to posh restaurants/dinner twice. 100 EUR meals..

Posh? At EUR 100 for two I seriously doubt that.