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I have a serious drinking problem.
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A PINT OF WINE!!!!!!! Those were the days. Bit too old for that these days.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Your body is an obese, corpulent, flatulent lump of greenish-tinged poo. And thats on a good day.Originally posted by AndywNothing ! my body is a shrineHard Brexit now!
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I'm under orders to cut down on my drinking. I've cut back by about 50%, by only going out every other day. I must be down to double figure in terms of units now.
Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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my Doctor told me I couldnt drink any more.Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateI'm under orders to cut down on my drinking. I've cut back by about 50%, by only going out every other day. I must be down to double figure in terms of units now.

'Thanks, I thought you were going to tell me to pack it in !'
boom boom
I'll get me coat
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