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And Now, the time is near, and so I face the final curtain.

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    #21
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Sure, let the admin make the decision! Doh ...

    To the rest, assumption makes a jackass out of you. Don't believe me? Look at mudskipper
    MF signature:

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    It think the word 'ass' used all of the time doesn't really help
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #22
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      MF signature:



      It think the word 'ass' used all of the time doesn't really help
      Thank you. Anyone in doubt is advised to read MF's signature.

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        #23
        Originally posted by eek View Post
        And he's back

        If admin or cojak could be so kind as to merge MFs main account with his sockies...
        the first to 100,000 posts?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #24
          MF used to be quite funny, or..something. I think. All we see these days are the made up plane posts, so I think this is timely.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            MF used to be quite funny, or..something.
            Link?

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              .. All we see these days are the made up plane posts, ...
              They're actually quite plausible if you substitute:

              * "coach" for "plane"

              * "loo that always seems to be occupied" for "no drinks trolley"

              * "broken down on the motorway" for "not upgraded to business class"
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                #27
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Link?
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #28
                  Those "nuggets" of wisdom, where shall we find them now he's gone ?

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                    #29
                    The average weight of the cuk poster has decreased by a kg now.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      The average weight of the cuk poster has decreased by a kg now.
                      Don't you mean 2,20462262 lbs?
                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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