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Give Chico a chance
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Originally posted by ChicoOk so lets get this straight - you think I am a mormon?Comment
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Chicobot, do Christian women make better lovers ? I would like to join a church in order to further my porking. Do you have any tips ?Comment
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Originally posted by JabberwockyChicobot, do Christian women make better lovers ? I would like to join a church in order to further my porking. Do you have any tips ?
They must be dividing the spoils they took: there must be a damsel or two for each man, Spoils of dyed cloth as Sisera's spoil, an ornate shawl or two for me in the spoil. (Judges 5:30 NAB)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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The beauty of the Bible is that it gives you the full history - good and bad without covering up any unpalatable bits. That in itself proves the Bible is true oh yes that and its 100% historical and scientific accuracy.Sola gratia
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Soli Deo gloriaComment
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Originally posted by ChicoThe beauty of the Bible is that it gives you the full history - good and bad without covering up any unpalatable bits. That in itself proves the Bible is true oh yes that and its 100% historical and scientific accuracy.
No child of an incestuous union may be admitted into the community of the Lord, nor any descendent of his even to the tenth generation. (Deuteronomy 23:3 NAB)
Now apologise for the inquisition at once.
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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I move the following motion (approved by Holy Inquisition) - lets cut off Chico's hands and make him apologise while typing with his legs - this would put things for him into perspective and make his apology genuine. And if he won't be able to master that, then fair enough - at least he'd suffer in the same way the inquisition made others.Comment
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