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Previously on "Give Chico a chance"
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Anyone notice that we had Andy (of diminutive ‘w’ fame) and Chico around at the same time? However, they both disappeared at the same time too. Are they the same little boy?
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hmnn, if this is what you're like
after reading American Psycho, do us all a favour, go read Kurt Cobain's biography......
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OK for the sake of argument, I am prepared to take that as the absolute truth. In return I need more information on the carnal pleasures I can get from your flock Chicobot. Are they orgies and blood sacrifices ?Originally posted by ChicoThe beauty of the Bible is that it gives you the full history - good and bad without covering up any unpalatable bits. That in itself proves the Bible is true oh yes that and its 100% historical and scientific accuracy.
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I move the following motion (approved by Holy Inquisition) - lets cut off Chico's hands and make him apologise while typing with his legs - this would put things for him into perspective and make his apology genuine. And if he won't be able to master that, then fair enough - at least he'd suffer in the same way the inquisition made others.
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And this is precisely why we know you are a follower of the evil oneOriginally posted by ChicoThe beauty of the Bible is that it gives you the full history - good and bad without covering up any unpalatable bits. That in itself proves the Bible is true oh yes that and its 100% historical and scientific accuracy.
No child of an incestuous union may be admitted into the community of the Lord, nor any descendent of his even to the tenth generation. (Deuteronomy 23:3 NAB)
Now apologise for the inquisition at once.
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The beauty of the Bible is that it gives you the full history - good and bad without covering up any unpalatable bits. That in itself proves the Bible is true oh yes that and its 100% historical and scientific accuracy.
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Jabber, get in there mate and fill ones boots. These guys do the lot, forced sex, incest, girl on girl, teens, sex slavery, dressing up, the lotOriginally posted by JabberwockyChicobot, do Christian women make better lovers ? I would like to join a church in order to further my porking. Do you have any tips ?
They must be dividing the spoils they took: there must be a damsel or two for each man, Spoils of dyed cloth as Sisera's spoil, an ornate shawl or two for me in the spoil. (Judges 5:30 NAB)
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Chicobot, do Christian women make better lovers ? I would like to join a church in order to further my porking. Do you have any tips ?
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No, I was hinting at the other word in the title.Originally posted by ChicoOk so lets get this straight - you think I am a mormon?
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Ok so lets get this straight - you think I am a mormon?Originally posted by PRC1964
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