Monday Morning Blues

[MarillionFan]

Where has the bloody weekend gone again? It was ony Friday evening 30 minutes a go.

I reckon I get kidnapped by aliens at the weekend who put to me sleep then imprint false memories.

Bloody work. Have to be in the office at 8.30, 30 minutes away and Im sat at my comp in my dressing gown.(mmm methinks maybe I will be l8)

[Andyw]

me too ! did I blink and miss it ?

[Mr Crosby]

Thank ****, its good to be back at work.

[Flubster]

I couldn't help but think after 5 hours of gardening on Sunday that this was beneath me and I should be getting a professional in to do the work. Interviews will commence from Wednesday along with suitable technical tests.

[AtW]

I reckon I get kidnapped by aliens at the weekend who put to me sleep then imprint false memories.

Check your six, if it's this: (_O_) then you were definately abducted and probed. Well either that or...

[wc2]

I couldn't help but think after 5 hours of gardening on Sunday that this was beneath me and I should be getting a professional in to do the work. Interviews will commence from Wednesday along with suitable technical tests.

Under new employment law you will not be able to use words like.

Young
Dynamic
Experienced
Skilled

You will however, be able to use words like

Polish
Ethnic
Old

[Andyw]

And..

Benefits
Heroin
Joy Riding