For 1st drunk Scotsman to claim to have Ebola on the shuttle home on a Friday night and delay the plane
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I spent 5.5 hours between Sao Paulo and Lima throwing up and having to beg sick bags off my fellow passengers and empty them in the aeroplane bogs myself because the air crew didn't give a tulip. Let's hope none of the Ebola victims is flying TAM. Is it because I isn't black?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI spent 5.5 hours between Sao Paulo and Lima throwing up and having to beg sick bags off my fellow passengers and empty them in the aeroplane bogs myself because the air crew didn't give a tulip. Let's hope none of the Ebola victims is flying TAM. Is it because I isn't black?
You didn't actually eat in Sao Paulo did you?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Nope.Originally posted by Paddy View PostYou didn't actually eat in Sao Paulo did you?
Just travel sickness.Comment
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