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24 Reasons You Should Fall In Love With A Scottish Person

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    #11
    Originally posted by MyUserName View Post
    They have the singing kettle which is a reason why we almost flew to Scotland for a weekend break near last Christmas.
    You should have a wee holiday around the East Neuk of Fife. Most of those places in the songs really exist

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      #12
      Originally posted by Batcher View Post
      You should have a wee holiday around the East Neuk of Fife. Most of those places in the songs really exist
      I would probably save money on the cost of having the singing kettle merchandise shipped down here. We have Bonzo the dog (one for each child), drinking bottles, CDs, DVDs etc.
      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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        #13
        Originally posted by Batcher View Post
        I've got a cure for that. It works on sore throats and facial acne too
        I'm sorry; that was just noise.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #14
          yeah he is talking about giving you some jelly jewellery - but then I think you knew that.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            yeah he is talking about giving you some jelly jewellery - but then I think you knew that.....
            I did. I was swiping a line from Alan Partridge, in reference to the poster's accent.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by Platypus View Post
              Really?

              So the drink induced violence, rabid socialism, lazy benefit dependence, anti-English racism, tight-fisted money grubbing fried-food-eating foul-mouthed stuff is just a stereotype?

              Well I never.
              The Scots are known for being friendly. People you meet in Glasgow at 2am on a Friday night are not representative
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                I did. I was swiping a line from Alan Partridge, in reference to the poster's accent.
                AP was referring to Geordie though, TBF..

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  AP was referring to Geordie though, TBF..
                  I'm aware of that
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    I'm aware of that
                    Did u know that Mike is also the voice of Alexandr Orlov, in the Meerkat ads?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by stek View Post
                      Did u know that Mike is also the voice of Alexandr Orlov, in the Meerkat ads?
                      I thought that was Simon Greenall
                      I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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