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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSo tempted to look up those, but am at clientco ..What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSo tempted to look up those, but am at clientco ..
TROMBONING: the new felching: sexual act when a male/female kneels behind their male partner and licks his anus while giving him/her a hand job.
MF gladly accepted Churchy's offer of tromboning later, after dinnerMONGOLIAN CHINMEY SWEEP: The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies arse, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.
Last night Churchy gave MF the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over ATW's sofa.Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI've banned a lot of them, haven't I Diestl, Kandr, Russel etc?Comment
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Originally posted by Unix View PostI "retired" a few by that mechanism. It will all be detailed in my book. "CUK the early years"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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If we banned everyone you didn't like there'd"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostIf we banned everyone you didn't like there'd
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