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    #41
    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    I "retired" a few by that mechanism. It will all be detailed in my book. "CUK the early years"
    I've banned a lot of them, haven't I Diestl, Kandr, Russel etc?
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #42
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      Have you considered Tromboning or a Mongolian Chimney Sweep?
      So tempted to look up those, but am at clientco ..
      Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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        #43
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        So tempted to look up those, but am at clientco ..
        I'm not.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #44
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          So tempted to look up those, but am at clientco ..
          Reading below is NSFW!!

          TROMBONING: the new felching: sexual act when a male/female kneels behind their male partner and licks his anus while giving him/her a hand job.

          MF gladly accepted Churchy's offer of tromboning later, after dinner
          MONGOLIAN CHINMEY SWEEP: The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies arse, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.

          Last night Churchy gave MF the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over ATW's sofa.

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            #45
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            I've banned a lot of them, haven't I Diestl, Kandr, Russel etc?
            Only when arsenal are playing at home.

            Originally posted by stek View Post
            Reading below is NSFW!!
            Indeed they are! Very funny though.....

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              #46
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              I've banned a lot of them, haven't I Diestl, Kandr, Russel etc?

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                #47
                Originally posted by Unix View Post
                I "retired" a few by that mechanism. It will all be detailed in my book. "CUK the early years"
                Incognito? he was a Scot Nat fookwit too
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  Originally posted by Unix View Post
                  I "retired" a few by that mechanism. It will all be detailed in my book. "CUK the early years"
                  I've banned a lot of them, haven't I Diestl, Kandr, Russel etc?
                  Why the ***** haven't you banned the twunt this time then?

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                    #49
                    If we banned everyone you didn't like there'd
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      If we banned everyone you didn't like there'd
                      There aren't that many I don't like tbh.

                      Ooooops sorry I didn't mean to interrupt!

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