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The Zombie Apocalypse is starting.

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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Shooting the mother****ers in the head stops them digging their way back out again.



    <ZG in "attack is the best form of defence" mode>
    Better to shoot people before they turn into zombies. Just to make sure.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      Better to shoot people before they turn into zombies. Just to make sure.
      Prevention is better than cure.

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        #13
        what about those electric chest pad thingies ? the ones where they shout 'CLAER' before zapping 20kv through your chest ?

        I mean, thats got to hurt, right ? imagine waking up in hossie with all yer chest hairs singed off, and yer nose glowing like a belisha beacon. might be better off staying dead, i reckon
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          I wonder if she wasn't actually dead yet but the family was a bit too keen.

          Like in this Monty Python Holy Grail scene:

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