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    #11
    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    My golden dome and then a quick flick around my plunger with a feather duster.
    Does she do inside?

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      #12
      Originally posted by wendigo100
      Does she do inside?
      She's not been too keen since I tried to kill her.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Flubster
        Haven't lifted an iron or stirred a saucepan in 8 years...and I'm sure Mrs Flubster wouldn't want it any other way.
        Doing the ironing I don't find too bad. I can watch telly at the same time and not feel so guilty that I should be working. However, getting the washing done in the first place !!!!!! I must get a washing machine now that I've decided to keep this place on.
        Blair, you cannot reach me now,
        No matter how you try,
        Goodbye cruel Labour,
        Your end is nigh.

        International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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          #14
          Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
          She's not been too keen since I tried to kill her.
          Tried ? I always kill those that stand in my way. Have you thought of a chainsaw attachment to your weapon's system.

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            #15
            Ah, the old 'marriage is great she washes up' defence. Really convincing and you meet so many happily married people I find.
            I have uses for a woman but a bit of washing and ironing takes a trivial amount of time, collect like colours, place in machine, remove and hang up iron while watching telly - 2 hours a month I reckon, mostly while watching telly anyway !

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              #16
              I have a gardener

              See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Mr Crosby
                I have a gardener
                Does he go up hill?
                Blair, you cannot reach me now,
                No matter how you try,
                Goodbye cruel Labour,
                Your end is nigh.

                International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by CaribbeanPirate
                  Does he go up hill?
                  Not near me he doesn't.

                  See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                    #19
                    Mrs Oraclesmith is cleaning the house at this very moment... Hasn't been done for a while though. We both work (her more than me at the moment!) so we generally leave it for a while before having a blitz. Mind you we have to continually tidy up after our small son. We keep meaning to get a cleaner but (a) we are too tight to pay for something we can do oursleves and (b) we don't trust 'em in the house !
                    It's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. www.areyoupopular.mobi

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                      #20
                      Don't worry, you'll soon be able to take your pick from law abiding, honest, romanian gypsies.
                      Vieze Oude Man

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