Question: who has a cleaner?

[wendigo100]

My golden dome and then a quick flick around my plunger with a feather duster.

Does she do inside?

[Emperor Dalek]

Does she do inside?

She's not been too keen since I tried to kill her.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Haven't lifted an iron or stirred a saucepan in 8 years...and I'm sure Mrs Flubster wouldn't want it any other way.

Doing the ironing I don't find too bad. I can watch telly at the same time and not feel so guilty that I should be working. However, getting the washing done in the first place !!!!!! I must get a washing machine now that I've decided to keep this place on.

[Jabberwocky]

She's not been too keen since I tried to kill her.

Tried ? I always kill those that stand in my way. Have you thought of a chainsaw attachment to your weapon's system.

[lukemg]

Ah, the old 'marriage is great she washes up' defence. Really convincing and you meet so many happily married people I find.
I have uses for a woman but a bit of washing and ironing takes a trivial amount of time, collect like colours, place in machine, remove and hang up iron while watching telly - 2 hours a month I reckon, mostly while watching telly anyway !

[Mr Crosby]

I have a gardener

[CaribbeanPirate]

I have a gardener

Does he go up hill?

[Mr Crosby]

Does he go up hill?

Not near me he doesn't.

[oraclesmith]

Mrs Oraclesmith is cleaning the house at this very moment... Hasn't been done for a while though. We both work (her more than me at the moment!) so we generally leave it for a while before having a blitz. Mind you we have to continually tidy up after our small son. We keep meaning to get a cleaner but (a) we are too tight to pay for something we can do oursleves and (b) we don't trust 'em in the house !

[mcquiggd]

Don't worry, you'll soon be able to take your pick from law abiding, honest, romanian gypsies.