Something has seriously upset Mrs EO

[EternalOptimist]

Another clue to why she's been sniffing and getting the hanky out.
Lemsips !!
My theory is to do with lamb chop tikkas that I made last month. She said they could do with a bit more lemon, therefore she has a lemon deficiency, hence loads of lemsips.

next task. why is she trying to talk like a scouser with her dose bunged up

[Old Greg]

Good god man. quick think! THINK!

Did you forget:

Birthday?
Anniversary?

To wash the dishes?
To take the bins out?

THINK!

1st thing to say in any circumstance, is 'Love your hair! Have you had it cut?'

[northernladuk]

She isn't like this for about a week every month is she?

[suityou01]

Another clue to why she's been sniffing and getting the hanky out.
Lemsips !!
My theory is to do with lamb chop tikkas that I made last month. She said they could do with a bit more lemon, therefore she has a lemon deficiency, hence loads of lemsips.

next task. why is she trying to talk like a scouser with her dose bunged up

She gets this discharge from the nose when she changes her mind about swallowing.

HTH

[fullyautomatix]

1st thing to say in any circumstance, is 'Love your hair! Have you had it cut?'

No, i think if a hair cut was happening the entire village would know about it a week in advance. So I am guessing she has come back from the barber's but EO hasnt noticed any difference.

[BrilloPad]

Give her a nice expensive present to cheer her up.

How much do you want to spend? Enough for a divorce?

[suityou01]

Have the curtains dry cleaned.