How will Scotland be punished following a No vote?

[Old Greg]

I reckon:

• No DevoMax
• Cancellation or Barnett formula
• Special Economic Zones in Carlisle and Berwick upon Tweed

Any others?

[Cliphead]

Living next door to you lot is punishment enough.

[Old Greg]

Living next door to you lot is punishment enough.

You want to try actually being English.

[Cliphead]

You want to try actually being English.

I'd rather top myself.

[TestMangler]

You want to try actually being English.

Sorry, we couldn't absorb the world wide hatred that you lot 'enjoy'

[Old Greg]

I'd rather top myself.

You'd die of alcohol withdrawal before you got it together enough to do it.

[Old Greg]

Sorry, we couldn't absorb the world wide hatred that you lot 'enjoy'

Too busy hating yourselves. What sort of country can't even get it together to vote for independence when offered the opportunity. A pathetic show.

[DiscoStu]

We build a big f**king wall, turn off the money and appoint Salmond leader for life.

[TestMangler]

We build a big f**king wall, turn off the money and appoint Salmond leader for life.

The voice of the enlightened has spoken.

OG, you got bookies odds for any of the above ?

[Dallas]

Replace their water supply with Buckfast, chuck a few stashes of firearms over the wall, leave them for a decade, then send in Chinese and American tourists over to take some pics.