What was the longest dump you've ever taken?

[SpontaneousOrder]

Had to take a bread knife to it once.

[CloudWalker]

Had to take a bread knife to it once.

Just spat my tea out after reading that lol

[Tasslehoff]

Had to take a bread knife to it once.

More interestingly was there a bread knife in the bathroom, or did you have to "penguin" to the Kitchen?

[SpontaneousOrder]

More interestingly was there a bread knife in the bathroom, or did you have to "penguin" to the Kitchen?

It was a sturdy sample (hence needing the knife) so it was a clean launch. No blockage for the same reason. No penguining.

I gave the bread knife a quick blast over the kitchen hob after.

[BrilloPad]

Had to take a bread knife to it once.

I hope you washed it thoroughly afterwards.

[barrydidit]

Just the other week i thought i was turning inside out. It was like a magicians hanky.

[SpontaneousOrder]

Just the other week i thought i was turning inside out. It was like a magicians hanky.

Or is it just that your arsehole is like a wizard's sleeve?

[barrydidit]

Or is it just that your arsehole is like a wizard's sleeve?