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When I was at secondary school, in one of the bogs we had a long chalk line that said 'National Average' and a much higher one that said 'School Record'Originally posted by mudskipper View PostTo be fair, if I had a willy, I'm sure I would, at some drunken point, been tempted to see where I could aim it.
After all, who hasn't tried to chuck a peanut into their mouth? And you know what they say about peanuts in bars...Comment
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True. I think most blokes would do the 'banana bar' thing if they were birdsOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostTo be fair, if I had a willy, I'm sure I would, at some drunken point, been tempted to see where I could aim it.
After all, who hasn't tried to chuck a peanut into their mouth? And you know what they say about peanuts in bars...
and most birds would love to be able to pee into a coke bottle
but most birds look at the banana bar and think 'biggie' and not many blokes are proud of being able to pee into a bottle
hey ho. viva la difference
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Banana bar thing?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostTrue. I think most blokes would do the 'banana bar' thing if they were birds
and most birds would love to be able to pee into a coke bottle
but most birds look at the banana bar and think 'biggie' and not many blokes are proud of being able to pee into a bottle
hey ho. viva la difference

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I'm not even going to ask.Originally posted by zoco View PostBanana bar thing?
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The one in Amsterdam?Originally posted by zoco View PostBanana bar thing?
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I am at work so cannot google. Is this the thing where the lady snatches money with her snatch?Originally posted by zoco View PostBanana bar thing?
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I think the original trick is to fire a banana out of one's hoo-hoo but, according to the website, each "hostess" has her own repertoire of tricks. The one that caught my eye was the girl who could sign an autograph in a very unique way.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI am at work so cannot google. Is this the thing where the lady snatches money with her snatch?Comment
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the one my mate had used a glow in the dark dildo to do a bit of a star wars parody.
she then shot it quite hard at the guy who caught it.......
hope he washed his hands afterwards.
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