Ola gringos

[mudskipper]

I'm reading Bild. Not the sun. And it's today's.


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You'll be getting up at 5am to put towels on sunbeds next...

[suityou01]

Done that. 5:45 am


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[tractor]

...

You'll be getting up at 5am to put towels on sunbeds next...

Whereas most Brits put the towel on the sunbed at 4.45 am on the way back from the hospital stomach pumping session.

[darmstadt]

I like food but I don't come up with poncy words for stuff and cream myself at the thought of a jus or a terrine of some sort of stuff made from devilled dingos balls.

Fodder is fodder.


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Eh?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091229

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091251

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1651144

And lets not forget the BBQ

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[Bunk]

I like food but I don't come up with poncy words for stuff and cream myself at the thought of a jus or a terrine of some sort of stuff made from devilled dingos balls.

Fodder is fodder.

That's why you were never invited to Grub Club

[tractor]

.....

Eh?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091229

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091251

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1651144

And lets not forget the BBQ

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PWNED

[SantaClaus]

Some Spanish language tips for the rest of your stay:

Saying "Same again" at the bar will get you a San Miguel.

"mis huevos estan en llamas" is very useful if your balls are on fire.

[SimonMac]

That's why you were never invited to Grub Club

I thought it was because he ate with his hands?

[NickFitz]

Are you trying to tell us you don't like food?

I dislike most food

[norrahe]

I dislike most food

But not bacon.