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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'm reading Bild. Not the sun. And it's today's.


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    You'll be getting up at 5am to put towels on sunbeds next...

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      #22
      Done that. 5:45 am


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      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        You'll be getting up at 5am to put towels on sunbeds next...
        Whereas most Brits put the towel on the sunbed at 4.45 am on the way back from the hospital stomach pumping session.

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          I like food but I don't come up with poncy words for stuff and cream myself at the thought of a jus or a terrine of some sort of stuff made from devilled dingos balls.

          Fodder is fodder.


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          Eh?

          http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091229

          http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1091251

          http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1651144

          And lets not forget the BBQ

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          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            I like food but I don't come up with poncy words for stuff and cream myself at the thought of a jus or a terrine of some sort of stuff made from devilled dingos balls.

            Fodder is fodder.
            That's why you were never invited to Grub Club

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              #26
              .....

              PWNED

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                #27
                Some Spanish language tips for the rest of your stay:

                Saying "Same again" at the bar will get you a San Miguel.

                "mis huevos estan en llamas" is very useful if your balls are on fire.
                'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
                Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  That's why you were never invited to Grub Club
                  I thought it was because he ate with his hands?
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Are you trying to tell us you don't like food?
                    I dislike most food

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      I dislike most food
                      But not bacon.
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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