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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    End of The World heralded by people standing on the left on Tube escalators

    Already society has begun to crumble, as commuters are reported to be talking to each other on the train to bitch about the bloody stupid new rule instead of studiously ignoring each other
    Yep, they were trialling that at Holborn a couple of weeks back. Standing on the left. Whatever next. They even had some chap with a megaphone. It will be the start of the apocalypse for sure.

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      Originally posted by ASB View Post
      Yep, they were trialling that at Holborn a couple of weeks back. Standing on the left. Whatever next. They even had some chap with a megaphone. It will be the start of the apocalypse for sure.
      When you get a train back to Manchester and then get on the escalator down to the taxi rank, you can tell the ones who were also on the London train
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        What the hell is the matter with you vaseline arsed, limp wristed, shandy drinking, metrosexual southern oxygen thieves? Who the fug needs instructions on using an escalator? It's this kind of nonsense that reduces our collective productivity to less than that of France.

        Well, that and the Scousers of course.

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          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          What the hell is the matter with you vaseline arsed, limp wristed, shandy drinking, metrosexual southern oxygen thieves? Who the fug needs instructions on using an escalator? It's this kind of nonsense that reduces our collective productivity to less than that of France.

          Well, that and the Scousers of course.
          They are too busy thinking about money.

          HTH

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            They are too busy thinking about money.

            HTH
            We certainly need no help with using a cash machine either
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
              We certainly need no help with using a cash machine either
              But does anything come out?
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                But does anything come out?
                Their toilet roll.
                I'm a smug bastard.

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                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  But does anything come out?
                  Yes, crisp fifties mainly
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    Satellite imagery shows North Korea digging test tunnel at nuclear proving ground - Telegraph

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                      US stashing battle tanks,artillery, logistics in Norwegian caves

                      US Marines are pre-positioning battle tanks, artillery and logistics equipment inside Norwegian caves as the U.S. pushes to station equipment near the NATO-Russia frontier.
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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