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    #91
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Are you taking the milkman with you?
    No. Your missus.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #92
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      No. Your missus.
      You might be better off with someone visually impaired.

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        #93
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        You might be better off with someone visually impaired.
        We've been at it for ages.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #94
          Nurse! The patient has escaped again!

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            #95
            I like the anecdote from Spike Milligan's war diaries; one of his fellow footsoldiers gets a letter from home ...

            'Blimey! my wife has run off with a pilot'

            Spike: 'How did he get to be a pilot with eyesight like that?'
            My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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              #96
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              I shall be off the grid, out of the fallout zones, repopulating the planet.
              Wanna buy some beans to take with you?
              ǝןqqıʍ

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                #97
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                We've been at it for ages.
                A chubby chaser she is not.

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                  #98
                  After my visit to a chilli festival on Saturday, I can confirm that WW 3 has indeed already happened. The impacted areas were contained to the entire downstairs of OS Towers for a 24 hour period but things have since cooled off sufficiently that you can return to your stations folks. Crisis over, lesson learnt.

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                    #99
                    World war 3 now imminent

                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    A chubby chaser she is not.
                    She tagged teamed your mum.


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                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      She tagged teamed your mum.


                      Sent from my iMinion using Tapatalk
                      My mum is dead and cremated.

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