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Etiquette for meeting new neighbours in a village

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    #21
    Ah, so YOU'RE the one who shut the pub down

    Please come along to the village BBQ later, you're very welcome

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      #22
      Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
      with luck, after 60-70 years and hard work your descendants may lose part of the stigma of being 'the incomer'. Good luck.
      FTFY
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #23
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        You could go to the local...



        Bloodbath at the House of Death - And Six in the Freezer?
        Last edited by Sysman; 28 July 2014, 18:11.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Sysman View Post
          FTFY
          He has bought the former pub so will be blamed for the closure ever more even as it moves in recollections from the historic empty dive it was to the perfect English Squires pub that appear in Midsummer murders...

          Chances are half the locals will never forgive him and the Guy Fawkes Bonfire will look remarkable familiar to his wife and children...
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #25
            Originally posted by eek View Post
            He has bought the former pub so will be blamed for the closure ever more even as it moves in recollections from the historic empty dive it was to the perfect English Squires pub that appear in Midsummer murders...

            Chances are half the locals will never forgive him and the Guy Fawkes Bonfire will look remarkable familiar to his wife and children...
            Yes there is that.

            But.

            It is a lot easier to get a licence for a place that once was a pub than to get one from scratch.

            If the economics of running a small village pub change at some point in the future it's a potential Plan B.
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #26
              I suppose opening it up as a pub again is as good a way as any to lose the money you made contracting; certainly couldn't be any worse than my bloody pension! Lol

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                #27
                Originally posted by Rebel Without a Clue View Post
                I suppose opening it up as a pub again is as good a way as any to lose the money you made contracting; certainly couldn't be any worse than my bloody pension! Lol
                Yup, a few months ago someone here cited an excellent book, which I bought and read:

                So You Want a Boozer; Bill Price (1986)

                Anyone wanting to run a pub should read this first, and they'll soon be cured and save themselves loads of trouble and expense!

                (And it's probably even harder to run/own a pub now than it was in 1986)
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #28
                  WHS. Friends bought a rural 'local' in a bid to escape the rat-race, had their accountant do due diligence and moved in... Only to discover that the books were cooked and the only way to make a profit was to get spirits from the Cash & Carry and keep a two sets of books, one for you, one for the VAT....

                  Six months later and a lot poorer, they quit and sold at a loss, went back to their jobs, she as a psychiatric nurse, he, ironically, as a stress counsellor....
                  My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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                    #29
                    I know this bloke who ran a bar for a few years<cough>. The biggest money spinner was the fruities. Make sure the place is empty then play them till you get a hold. Then move the reels around to three lemons, or whatever.

                    you aint seen me right ?
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
                      WHS. Friends bought a rural 'local' in a bid to escape the rat-race, had their accountant do due diligence and moved in... Only to discover that the books were cooked and the only way to make a profit was to get spirits from the Cash & Carry and keep a two sets of books, one for you, one for the VAT....

                      Six months later and a lot poorer, they quit and sold at a loss, went back to their jobs, she as a psychiatric nurse, he, ironically, as a stress counsellor....
                      The owners of our local village pub are wanting to sell up as their business rates has now be put up to over a thousand pounds a month, as there normally seems to only be about ten people there on a friday night that seems a impossible target to meet
                      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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