WMD's found in Iraq!

[Swamp Thing]

"I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq."

I didn't know the Nigerians were in Iraq...

[CaribbeanPirate]

... the other four to my amazement contain some US Dollars amounting to $25M after I and two of my junior intelligent officers counted them. I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy.

I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq. I assure and promise to give you 20% of this fund.

I'm ya man!

Please ship to:
Caribbean Pirate
P.O. Box 6969696969
Grand Cayman
Cayman Islands

We'll talk about the 20% thing later.

[Mailman]

Ahhh, the ones that can reach us in 45 minutes...

You mean the ones that can be DEPLOYED in 45 minutes? Big difference between something being deployed and something actually being used

Mailman

[ASB]

I'm ya man!

Please ship to:
Caribbean Pirate
P.O. Box 6969696969
Grand Cayman
Cayman Islands

We'll talk about the 20% thing later.

Bloody hell. This means the Caymans will be 40% of a nuclear power.

So, Gulf War mark 3 will be in the Caribbean then.

[CaribbeanPirate]

Well, I was only after the lolly, but I'll take the nukes as well as a job lot.


That'll upset all our neighbors though, especially Fidel! He tried it once before but the yanks got a bit irked.

[DaveB]

Dont forget the two boxes of Columbian Nose Candy. That should be enough to see you through the coming holocaust

[CaribbeanPirate]

I’ll outsource that to our other neighbours. The Jamaicans have far more experience of that sort of thing.

[DaveB]

"I am in keen need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses in here in Iraq."

I didn't know the Nigerians were in Iraq...

It would seem the "Lads from Lagos" have been expanding their operations

[Ardesco]

have you not heard of Nigerian mercenries???