The suity roadshow now coming to Liverpool

[BrilloPad]

A scouser goes into Liverpool job cenre. Walk up to the counter "Got any Jobs".

Reply : "Yes. Fanny barber for Kylie Minogue wanted. 4 hours a day. Global travel. £75k per year".
Souuser : "Youre joking"
Reply : "Well you started it"

[original PM]

A scouser goes into Liverpool job cenre. Walk up to the counter "Got any Jobs".

Reply : "Yes. Fanny barber for Kylie Minogue wanted. 4 hours a day. Global travel. £75k per year".
Souuser : "Youre joking"
Reply : "Well you started it"

oh ho

the old ones are the best hey!

[MicrosoftBob]

Why not dress up as giant squirrel and then use the ferry, whilst you cross over start singing 'Furry cross the Mersey'

They love that kind of humour

p.s. Don't forget to carry a copy of The Sun wherever you go, the locals go mad for it

[EternalOptimist]

oh ho

the old ones are the best hey!

Scouser in a bar down sarf.
this bloke in a pink shirt comes in, looks around for some talent and sidles up to the scouser.
whispers 'do you want to go round the back for a blow job?'
Scouser kicks the living sh!te out of him and throws him through the window and the bar manager says 'what was that all about ?'

'I dunno, he said something about a job'

[BrilloPad]

A city that only ever did well on the back of the slave trade is probably asking to be suityed.

On the other hand, all my mother's family come from Liverpool.

I feel a division of loyalties. Like MF driving over a cliff in my Porsche.

[SimonMac]

A city that only ever did well on the back of the slave trade is probably asking to be suityed.

On the other hand, all my mother's family come from Liverpool.

I feel a division of loyalties. Like MF driving over a cliff in my Porsche.

You are a permie with two ex wives and three kids, what makes you think you will ever be able to afford a Porsche!

[Mich the Tester]

He might end up driving home without wheels on his car. But that happens to most visitors.

Naah...I've seen his car.

[suityou01]

Naah...I've seen his car.

Still going strong!! I had to take the instruments out of the dashboard on the weekend to resolder the circuit board, but since then she's been as right as a 9.

[Mich the Tester]

Still going strong!! I had to take the instruments out of the dashboard on the weekend to resolder the circuit board, but since then she's not been able to tell me about the impeding disasters.

ftfy

[mudskipper]

ftfy

This is suity - impending disaster is SNAFU.