How can one survive with only £3m in the bank?

[Old Greg]

Fear not. She can quite happily spend £300k per year for the next 6 odd years.

She'll still have £1,000,000 left after that and only be 35.

Then she can do a bit of media-work, maybe ghost-write a book on how to scrap by on a few hundred grand a year? Or appear on "I am a Celeb" or "Strictly"

There's nothing like a bit of pretend-bankruptcy to boost a minor celebs earning potential.

Yes, look at Kerry Mum's-gone-to-'Iceland' Katona. Those new septa don't buy themselves.

[vetran]

You're going to struggle to pay back HMRC at the fiver a go you charge.

especially once you take your 60%